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The Bravest Test of All Destrier
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The Escape Destrier
The Good Samaritan Bob Stein
Hell Hath No Fury Destrier
A Knock on the Head Destrier
The Magic Button Destrier
Nativity Destrier
The Same Old Gifts Destrier
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The Strange Abduction of Doctor Bob Destrier
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Horses & Ponies
The Arrangement A young man unwillingly marooned on Circe's island with a mob of lager louts makes a deal with the sorceress to avoid sharing their fate.
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Beast Dance Whilst on a round-the-world charity ride, a traveller and his mare are invited to participate in a strange dance in a remote African village.
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Beta Test You've seen morphing programs or their results, from Michael Jackson videos to Deep Space Nine. Polymorph Pro beats them all!
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The Bravest Test Of All Every hundred years comes the Year of the Horse, when the Sri-hi transform the strongest, fastest, most virile man in the village into a plains stallion, the highest of honours. Joh-hi is surely the perfect candidate, if only he can pass the last test...
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Captive Lover Never seek to become a horse for sexual gratification. A cautionary tale with a wry twist!
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Cartoons An old theory says that when an artist or writer creates something, it actually happens somewhere. I got to wondering what might happen if this were true?
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The Centaur's Daughter A retelling of the fate of Ocyrhoe, the daughter of Chiron. The original story (from Ovid's Metamorphoses, Book II) is here retold by Ocyrhoe herself.
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Circle A hiker learns too late that Epona's Circle isn't just a circle of stones. It's a circle in Time.
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Chastising Lon A shape-shifting faerie sees a way to teach a cruel and unscrupulous horse-dealer a lasting lesson.
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Circe's Funhouse Four youths trespassing on a funfair by night, stumble across a unique collection of sideshows which seems to have opened specially for them. All of them seem to have a strong animal theme...
Bob Stein

The Circus of Delights When he visits a shabby street circus in Camden, John becomes absolutely obsessed with the exotic equestrian performer, Mirabeau. He'll do anything if it means he can see her again.
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Derby Day It's a joke: a young man runs a few yards along the race-course at Epsom, just so he can tell his friends "I ran at Epsom on Derby Day".
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The Escape The plan to raid the Sh'vrie Vault has gone badly wrong, and now Kesh and Silvidrana have an entire clan of angry Sh'vrie on their heels. Silvidrana persuades Kesh to use the Wild Magic and it seems they are saved, but Kesh isn't so sure...
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Forest Magic On a cycle ride in England's New Forest, a drink from a woodland stream has an unexpected effect.
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The First Horse One man in all of Creation is unhappy: he envies the beautiful unicorns that live side by side with his own race. He wants to be one, and he begs the Creator to tranform him into one. He is told this isn't possible, but that there might be an alternative...
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The Good Samaritan Mike saves two Clydedale mares from a potentially nasty accident and their owner invites him to visit their stable. Little does he suspect the amazing reward to offered him.
Bob Stein

Happy Valley Shiu Wai's libido gets him into trouble when he boasts to a mysterious woman of his prowess in bed...
TC Lin

Hell Hath No Fury Elizabeth was fouly tricked into wearing a cursed ring that transformed her into a mare. A benevolent witch restores her to humanity, and now she wants revenge...
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The Housemaid's Lament Suppose during a certain fairytale, Cinderella didn't fancy the Handsome Prince, but the Coachman instead? What's a poor fairy-godmother to do?
Paul Exton

The Importance of Pronunciation A carelessly pronounced wish and some very literal Chinese magic produce some very unfortunate consequences for cockney businessman Richard Boyce.
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An Irish Tail A slightly altered version of Tom Lehrer's classic Irish Ballad. You know the one: About a maid I'll sing a song...
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A Knock on the Head Have you ever has the nagging suspicion that shape changing ought to be really easy, if only you knew the secret? Inspiration strikes a young man after a sharp knock on the head...
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The Loose-Box All the horses in the stable have human names, neatly identified by the plaques on the doors to their loose-boxes. Then a stable worker finds a mysterious empty box with a blank name-plate where none was before...
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The Magic Button Believe it or not, I actually read this story at the age of seven in a school reading-primer: um, Rainbow Readers I think it was. That was a long time ago, but I've always remembered it, and this is the rewriting of it.
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Men in Grey Suppose there was an organisation responsible for making sure Reality takes place as planned: auditors of Creation. Suppose a hiccup had occurred, and you were actually born to the wrong species..?
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Night Mares A man wakes up to find himself transforming into a fine black stallion, and his room fading into another world. He's been granted a choice: live as he was, as a human, or adopt a new life as a horse.
Bob Stein

The Path Geoff explores a path he's never walked before in an area he thought he knew well, but soon finds himself in pastures new. Very new!
Bob Stein

The Pembroke Gate Christmas is a lonely time of year and Sara is a lonely person. Hoping to break the mood, she tries a riding holiday in Massachusetts. A solo hack on a very independent mare, and Sara will never be lonely again...
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Playing Horsie Martin gets a kick out of playing Horsie with his young daughter Jennifer. Then she persuades him to wear a rope halter that "the witch" gave her, and the game becomes rather more real than Martin had forseen...
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Ponderings A bit of soul-baring from one of the Masters of Equine shape-shifting fiction.
Bob Stein

Possibilities A masterpiece! There's a nasty secret festering on the Pratchett Sisters' broken down farmstead. Innocent travellers are being transformed into horses, but that's the least of their problems!
Bob Stein & Eric Schneider

The Same Old Gifts Socks. Bath salts. The usual Christmas gifts, well meant, but seldom appreciated. Perhaps you shouldn't take them for granted...
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Schrödinger's Horse "Black Project" Midas goes wrong. Instead of using a macro-quantum effect to turn an orbitting sample into gold, a young man on earth finds himself undergoing a bewildering transformation
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A Stallion's Kiss Cerrans are horses apart. They're the steeds of mages and legend says they're descended from Unicorns. When one comes to Miss Tieburn's Riding School, Shenti and Kessi are awe-struck. A childish dare has unexpected consequences.
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The Strange Abduction of Dr Bob Dr Bob is abducted by aliens. They're pretty benevolent, but they're non-corpororeal
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The Three Mages The mage Adriande wants to retire and sets a challenge for those who wish to succeed him. They will also win the hand of his daughter Enique. There are three hopefuls...
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Tradition True magic is found in Tradition: long-practiced rites honed to power by generations of ceremony. Russ gets an old African woman to show him the magic that will turn him into a zebra, but tradition is more than just a shape-shift...
Bob Stein

The Trouble with Ashley It would be wise to humour Ashley. There's something about this strange, self-possessed little boy: something about his toy rabbit and missing Aunt Sara; the farm's pig he calls his brother. But Jason isn't wise and he really hates that stupid TV program that Ashley is obsessed with: Harry the Horse. Well, he was warned...
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Wish You Were Here Horse-drawn caravan holidays with a difference: you pull the caravan! A postcard from a perfect holiday...
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Unicorns
Ballad of the Virgin Bride A young lord seeks a perfect, virgin maiden to be his bride, and to this end acquires a unicorn. He just can't find the right woman though, and eventually realises he's missing the obvious...
Yvon S Hintz

Pet Shop Exotica A love-sick youth is completely unable to make an impression on the unicorn-mad girl he's fallen for. There's only one thing she wants...
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Second Chance A train driver is returning some empty stock to the depot when, during an unexpected fog, he is side-tracked, quite literally! Offered a life in another reality as an alternative to an imminent crash, he jumps at the chance, but not in quite the manner his saviour had anticipated...
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Donkeys
Boston Schneider & the Last Lost Legend Searching for the Ultimate Knowledge of Life, the Universe, and how to change himself into a donkey, our hero tracks down the long lost ruins of... Pleasure Island?
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Boston Schneider & the Riddle of the Sphinx What walks upon four legs in the morning, two at noon, and three in the afternoon? Boston Schneider, intrepid adventurer and wouldbe-donkey, knows the answer, but it's not the one the Sphinx was thinking of!
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Donkey A spell gone awry has dire consequences for a young magic-user!
Picklejuice

Donkey Soda A sweltering day in Boston, MA. So nice of that old man to give Eric a can of Pleasure Island soda...
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Nativity This is a tongue-in-cheek poke at the Nativity story. No offence is intended to the original.
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The Perfect Job James thinks he has it made on Haskin's Planet. The colonial contract obligates the colony to pay his way until "suitable employment" is found for him, and James is very, very good at being unsuitable. He figures he's made for life, until they call in a Circean Mage...
Bob Stein

The Test If you want to become a mage, you must pass the test of the High Council of the Tower. Those that fail are never seen again. But Timbrell isn't going to fail...
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Centaurs
Rash Decision DNA nanovirus transformations are all the rage, and centaurs are much valued for manual labour. Robert has fallen in love with a pretty female centaur, but has no idea how to approach her. Going out on a limb, he buys an illegal black-market DNA virus and becomes a centaur himself - only to find himself with the rare condition Gifford's Syndrome: his upper body might be that of a man, but his equine half is a fully-functional mare! Has he paid for a stupid mistake, or might fate have thrown him a completely unexpected favour?
Stephanie

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